Best Pickup Lines #521–570

You're like Pringles once I pop you, I can't stop you.

70%

Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

71%

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

73%

You smell... We should go take a shower together.

57%

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

58%

Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.

60%

Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.

60%

Hey, I have money.

61%

Are you the square root of -1 because you can't be real

62%

Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.

63%

I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. they gave me a picture of you.

63%

Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!

63%

You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

63%

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

65%

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

67%

Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!

67%

Do you like soda? Because I'd mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)

70%

The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.

70%

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

72%

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

72%

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

72%

When God made you, he was showing off.

74%

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

55%

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

55%

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

57%

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

58%

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?

59%

Are you sure you're not a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you

59%

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you'd cause a melt down.

60%

Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.

61%

Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?

63%

I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!

63%

Mines bigger than his want proof?

64%

Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

65%

Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!

65%

Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

65%

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

68%

You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?

71%

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

53%

I wanna do dirty things with you - like farming.

54%

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

58%

(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

59%

Call me shrek because i'm head ogre heels for you!

60%

Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night

64%

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

64%

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

64%

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

65%

Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.

65%

Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".

67%

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

68%

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