I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.